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The Real Heroes

by The Real Heroes

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Starpower 03:42
STARPOWER We put the crowd to a whisper as we thoroughly blister through the Starpower set, known as the "hi-flavour lock". And in the mezzanine a short and stocky german hums a different opera than the one he watch Oh I'm compiling a list of the important people I will post it prompt in a perennial spot And if i have you over do you promise to mingle? Will you feign excitement for me, single or not? Now i swear i saw him look at her (oh my) I swear i saw him taking it (ba ba ba ba) I guess they must be in love It's my considered opinion that your lover's a minion for the guy on the deck with the umbilical watch He's counting labia, smoking, every girly convention who would dare to venture in his neck of the woods. And then the Velvet Vegan with the Leather Battalion pulled a strap from his boot, and started changing his spots It's these impossible moments and amore contraptions that define us as people Now i swear I saw her look at him (oh my) I swear i saw him taking it (ba ba ba ba) I guess they must be in love Don't ask me I've finished I'm going to operate it Don't tell me "God willing" I'll need the affidavit signed It's these impossible moments and amore contraptions that define us as people.
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26 01:55
26 Don't, do not, turn 26 And wonder what the hell happened to all of your plans "Blah blah job" and the benefits My boss is a bastard Yours is your friend You used to skip work You used to go out Your sense of humor has turned to fallout Get used to "used to" I must impress upon you Don't, do not Don't, do not Don't, do not turn 26 I don't wanna watch you wrestle your invincible self Moderate the cheeba and the acid trips My concern is living Yours is your health You were a dissident Now you're an integrate You were impossible Now you're responsible Get used to "used to" I must impress upon you Don't, do not Don't, do not (paul) Shock me Make me feel better Don't, do not turn 26!
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THIS PLASTIC VOYAGE (The Scary Future) I'm post post modern Checkered and flaired out Highly successful Self referential I still like singles i'm 45 now Turn the turntables benevolent cyborg I am the scary future Hello I am the scary future Hyperbole Hyperbole Hyper child-like symphony I can almost count to z This plastic voyage (this plastic voyage) Brought to you by us (brought to you from the arms of someone new) Snap to attention (Snap it) Pop is among us (Hello Pop!) I am the scary future Hello I am the scary future Goodbye bye bye
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STOP BREAKING DOWN So I'm the guy you call Whenever you're alone And your man is nowhere to be seen What bridges have you burned? What lessons have you learned on the road to low self esteem? You know I'm glad to help you out And i don't know if you know this But I've noticed that my head is in the way Let me explain, but first... Stop breaking down on me So now it's later on I'm getting up my nerve To take you from one to another extreme Can you remember how it felt in the nighttime by yourself? You preferred it Let the blame reduce the shame Let me explain, but first... Stop breaking down on me Well come on over tonight If you wanna be with me I'll fix you up for the night Don't make me say it out loud Get up Get up Put down the phone
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30 Days 03:14
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NY Bitch 02:29
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The Skinny 02:46
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Paper Thin 04:22
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This is the 2020 remaster of the Real Heroes 1st album. Originally released in 2000 on cd, here it is in all it's glory with full quality .wav files.

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released March 9, 2021

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The Real Heroes Austin, Texas

The Real Heroes are a rock and pop band from Austin, TX.

The hopeful aim/lofty goal of the group is to make music that lingers comfortably outside of any specific time period, and to work within different parameters for each new project. We make music for children, teens, curmudgeons, dandys, low-lifes, tennis club enthusiasts, and naughty grandmas.

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